We abdicated a good night’s sleep in our bed ten years ago when Mitch said, “If that’s the worst thing AJ does, I can live with him sleeping in bed with us.” This was in response to AJ sneaking in bed with Mitch after I left for work in the mornings. Now every night it’s a race to claim the best spot and still have the ability to move my legs during the night. I’m a light restless sleeper, while Mitch sleeps like the dead. In order for me to get some semblance of a good night’s sleep, we try to position the dogs thusly, Orso at Mitch’s feet because of his size and sleeping like the dead too. Most nights AJ will opt for the sleep ball next to my side of the bed, unless it thunders, then he has to sleep against me, panting and shaking so bad it’s like sleeping in one of those vibrating beds. Charlie starts off at the foot of the bed on my side until Mitch drags him closer to him, so that I have leg room. Mitch is very thoughtful giving me more of the bed, I think this is to minimize me being cranky the next day.
Last night though Charlie decided he didn’t want to move from my feet. Coaxing him wasn’t working for Mitch so he tried grabbing Charlie’s chest and pulling the dog toward him. Charlie responded by growling at Mitch. Big mistake. In order to show who was alpha (with thumbs) and who wasn’t, Mitch made Charlie get off the bed. Charlie defiant as ever walked around to my side of the bed jumped back up but as a conciliatory move he moved a bit closer to Mitch or he was planning to eat Mitch in his sleep, I’m not sure which. Well once Mitch had set the bar, he couldn’t back down and let Charlie sleep on the bed, so Mitch got out of bed walked around to the end of the bed and grabbed his collar to pull him off the bed. Charlie, defiant and psycho stupidly growled again, this time baring his teeth getting into the challenging behavior thinking he was going show Mitch who was who. That display of defiance bought Charlie a time out in the bathroom with the door closed.
During the clash of wills, AJ slept in the sleep ball unconcerned, more dog food for him if Mitch killed Charlie and Orso laid in bed watching staying very still to avoid any fallout. After about fifteen minutes Charlie whined, Mitch looked at me and I said, “You have to go get him not me, otherwise it will undo you establishing yourself as the alpha male. Mitch let him out and made him lay down on the floor as punishment. After an eternity for Charlie, 3 minutes, Mitch called him up in bed. Charlie came and laid down in the middle of the bed close to Mitch and was very contrite. I still think he wants to eat Mitch while he’s sleeping.